The Ghetto Is My Spermbank

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Hi! This is Hendrix and not Jimi. Oh, yeah I'm a girl who's into other girls. That's right a real live lesbian. Spank me! Harder! I'm a 19 year old punk from Athens, Georgia but I'm currently residing in Fayetteville, Arkansas. I came here to go to school because, my real dad is a professor at the University of Arkansas, and he said he would pay for my school. So I went for a couple semesters as a English/Drama major but, now I'm just hanging out, smoking pot, scamming girls, and working at a music store. I have had my hair pretty much every color of the rainbow but, for now I'm keeping it shaved. I'm not into piercings as much as I used to be but, I have decided to stretch my lobes. Now I'm down to an 8 gauge, and by summer they should be fuckin huge!!!! I have three tattoos so far but, I want them all over. I'm in the process of getting both arms done in sleeves.
Here's some stuff YOU need to memorize!!!!

My favorite books: Johnny Got His Gun by Dalton Trumbo, There's A Boy In the Girl's Bathroom by Louis Sacher, Alexander and the Horrible, Terrible, No-Good, Very Bad Day by Cynthia Voist, and Bastard Out of Carolina by Dorothy Allison. *These are the books I like but, mainly my favorite writers are Charles Bukowski, Henry Rollins, and Dorothy Parker*

Top 10 Movies:
Stand By Me
The Breakfast Club
Pump Up the Volume
Dazed and Confused
Where the Day Takes You
Empire Records
Chimpunk Adventure
Girls Just Want To Have Fun
Fast Times At Ridgemont High
Breakfast At Tiffany's

Favorite Singers and Bands:
Ani Difranco, Juliana Hatfield, Cyndi Lauper, Dinousaur Jr, The Pixies, The Dead Milkmen, The Violent Femmes, R.E.M., and The Lemonheads.

Favorite Songs: Wave of Mutalation by The Pixies, Under the Bridge by Red Hot Chili Peppers, Bizarre Love Triangle by New Order, and The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round by some dude who ate alot of mushrooms.

I used to watch alot of Tv but, now the only show I really watch is Jeopardy. It's rad! I'm gonna rule that show some day. You can be a punk and nerd all rolled into one.

About my screwed-up family: I was raised Mormon but, then it all got fucked. My dad split before I was even born. And my mom started hitting the crack pipe and spreading her legs. She's been married 8 times, and I have 6 half brothers and sisters just from her. They are Jeff(Jefferson) age 16, Grant age 13, the twins Betty and Veronica (yes my mom is a fan of the Archie comics) age 8, The Flash age 4, and baby Popye who was just born 3 weeks ago.

But I don't see them much anymore since I moved to F-Town. Now I chillin' with my poppa's crew. Not as many siblings, and he's only been married twice since the ho. I have two younger brothers in highschool Jake age 17 and Barry age 15.

Hobbies: Writing, I make zines sometimes, traveling, smoking pot, going to punk shows, vandelism, knitting,mall walking,listening to music, picking my nose, sneaking into movies, and hanging out with Josie. And she's not my pussycat!
Boogers for Sale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These are some of my poems:

It's her toes
It's her feet
It's my fetish.

*for and about Josie*
I didn't tell her what I should have-
that I'd send her postcards with poetry written on them.
Poetry in my scrawled writing.
Sloppy penmanship on slow moving buses out of America,
while babies howl in the background
even drowning out Tom Waits in my headphones.
And the rain outside-
violently spits at the window.
My interests:

I already told you. Ha!Ha! Shut up, Josie! I know how to type, I do, I do!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Look it's so pretty, just like you.
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